Now that the Mueller report has been released, we are starting to see traction on multiple fronts.
I see light at the end of the tunnel.
It's an oncoming train.
Epstein is going to walk, and everyone he knows. He lied, she lied, they lied.
Honest...
I ran out of gas.
I... I had a flat tire.
It's in the mail.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!