VIDEO: Genesis Becomes an INSTANT Mermaid

YouTube ^ | July 6, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

This video is from four years ago when my niece , Genesis, who was age 6 at the time became and instant mermaid. Only a couple of weeks previous to this video did she learn how to swim. I taught her, not so much the technique of how to swim but really to not be afraid of the water. As soon as she lost that fear she immediately became a very good swimmer. I then got her a mermaid tail and told her how to swim in the water with it based on what I saw on the web. I thought it would take her a few weeks to get the mermaid movements right but she took to it INSTANTLY as you can see. This is the video of her very first use of the Mermaid tail.

In two weeks we all go to Weekee Wachee Springs to see the mermaids there. Genesis might one day be one of those Mermaids. Right now she is working as a Mermaid in Miami teaching young children how to swim by NOT being afraid of the water. A very successful method since it works almost instantly.

[PJ-Comix]

Right after we go to Weekee Wachee Springs in a couple of weeks, we stop in Tampa on the way back home to meet the infamous Charles Henrickson for the first time who is there for a convention.

[PJ-Comix]

FYI. Genesis the Mermaid will be with us in Tampa after we see the Mermaid show at Weekee Wachee Springs.

[PJ-Comix]

Unbelievable! YouTube has gone CRAZEEEEEEE!!!! They demonetized this video. WHAT! It has NOTHING to do with politics or anything remotely controversial. Of course, I appealed the demonetization but why would even their AI robot do that in the first place?

[gaijin]

Cute kid, but, uh...you must contribute a LOT of money to FreeRepublic.

[PJ-Comix]

You make it seem that I somehow make a lot of money from YouTube ads but if you read what I posted this video was DEMONETIZED. As a matter of fact most of my videos are DEMONETIZED by YouTube at least initially. That is their gimmick. They DEMONETIZE videos of channels they don't like due to politics and then later often do monetize them on appeal but the fact the videos were DEMONETIZED initially means they get much less traffic due to their algorithms.

I hope Congress looks into this.

[knarf]

Sent to all my neice's mothers.

THANX.

GREAT video

[humblegunner]

As a matter of fact most of my videos are DEMONETIZED by YouTube at least initially.

Good.

[SauronOfMordor]

I’m going to guess that they are doing it to your whole channel, rather than anything to do with this video

[gaijin]

Ah, yes.

I understood you. The misunderstanding is yours:

Your niece is cute but this has nothing to do with politics, not even tangentially.

You are now hijacking FR as a Home Videos Viewing Forum.

I speculated that you contribute a lot because no one more than you does this, and you get away with it.

Are you creative? Yes. Do you casually arrogate yuuuuge swaths of public attention for stuff that’s verrry narrowly personal..?

Yes, you do.

A million other times that you have done this (like ducks in your backyard, come to my mind, and another rainy Florida day that it was frogs, I vaguely recall) I have stopped myself from jumping on you like a rude someone else here at FR does, but I didn’t —I didn’t say anything.

This time I did but I was highly oblique about it, but it was lost on you and you thought I meant something else entirely.

[Tea Party Terrorist]

I was just there, get there early. Today it was full by 8:37.

[PJ-Comix]

I’m going to guess that they are doing it to your whole channel, rather than anything to do with this video

EXACTLY! When I posted this video I thought to myself that there was absolutely NO CHANCE this video would be demonetized because of its completely uncontroversial subject matter especially since no politics in it at all. I was wrong. The only conclusion I can draw is that YouTube is intentionally trying to harm my channel by demonetizing my videos due to the fact that it features mostly pro-Trump and conservative oriented videos. Oh, they will probably remonetize this video upon review but by then the traffic will have been killed. That is their sneaky technique to strangle channels such as mine.

[PJ-Comix]

I was just there, get there early. Today it was full by 8:37.

We will be going on a Sunday to Weekee Wachee. Would 7 AM be early enough?

[gaijin]

That is their gimmick. They DEMONETIZE videos of channels they don't like due to politics

That's famous but that's not what's going on, here.

It's perv countermeasures, this time.

"I AM NOT A PERV..!"

I typed it myself to save you the trouble:

Starting about 6 weeks ago YouTube demonitizes almost any video that features kids, especially something that features frolicking around in shorts, bathing suits, whatever.

Don't ask me to explain pedo stuff to you, I don't get it.

Now people cannot show babies on YouTube under almost any circumstance; at the very least they get demonitized because YouTube doesn't want to fight against claims they profited by using material pedos like for private profit.

[PJ-Comix]

Gee! Can you ever forgive me for ONCE IN A WHILE posting a personal type general interest video on a weekend? I mean this forum I posted in is called Bloggers & PERSONAL but if does not meet your approval I shall refrain. How about if I just check in with you for your approval every time before I post in Bloggers & PERSONAL? Would that be okay?

[Tea Party Terrorist]

My guess is it should be. I got there by 8 on July 3rd and it filled up by 1030, but I dont know how many people got turned away atw that time. There were only about 40 cars in the lot at that time, so we got a good place in line and a good spot under an umbrella at the beach.

It is HOT.

[PJ-Comix]

What? So because there are perverts out there that means YT will demonetize videos that feature kids? By the same logic kids should never go to any parks even with their parents because there might be pervs there.

YouTube has gone CRAZEEEEEEE!!!

[PJ-Comix]

I actually plan to be there by 6:30 AM. My niece and nephew who are notorious late sleepers will whine but if I have to I am carrying them to the car in the morning. They can sleep while we wait to get in but we go EARLY. I have a reveille sound track on my phone that I will play next to their ears to get them up.

[PJ-Comix]

Do we need reservations to get in? I thought it was first come, first served with no reservations. I want to make sure in advance so we are sure to get in.

[gaijin]

Can you ever forgive me for ONCE IN A WHILE

I have in EVERY other case.

Every single time you have this home video exposure fetish and then dragged 30,000 people into it --which is often-- I have considered it stupid.

But I didn't say anything in ALL those other cases because I know that others aren't exactly like me, very often they're not anything like me, and that's ok.

It's a public forum and having a sense of community means you don't turn your hose on your neighbor's face when he tiptoes up and peeks over the top of the fence to start bloviating for the thousandth time about something you are deeeeeply uninterested in.

You nod and smile and listen, or pretend to, because THAT is manners, that's community.

But at some point it's worthy to ask: What if everyone did this a million times..?

What if I and everyone else posted all their home videos here..?

Jesus.

I once saw a movie about a reticent Steve Martin suddenly having to take a cross-country car trip with a very talkative John Candy:

GUESS which one you are.

[numberonepal]

I just read that Youtube is demonetizing any videos with kids pretty much showing any skin.