“This meeting of the Royal Commission on Ethnic Discretion will come to order. Mr. Bloor, do you have any opening remarks?”
“Yes, thank you Chairman Wunsch. Canada is experiencing a collision between Islamic mandates and the continued existence of any given homosexual. Our Muslim community suffers from law enforcement backlash whenever a homosexual is dispatched for his/her presumed perversion.
“Clearly, the reluctance of any sane Muslim to take a heretic’s filthy life must mediate in favor of a religious entity over secular slow-footedness.
“And on a closing note, the Mississauga Council for Allah’s Harmony wishes it entered into the record that the Council neither endorses nor has knowledge of the bombing of the Gay Alliance Convention in Toronto tomorrow.”
“Thank you, Mr. Bloor.”