We all misunderstood: DP does not plan to arrive in MB noonish today, but to leave noonish today. No big deal, and it certainly makes it more likely That Person will get herself out of bed in time to go. I don’t intend to let him leave without her!
Well, I’m with you, that That Person should definitely leave with DP. Will it give you a weekend of peace? Are other peeps going with them? Hooray for a quieter house! ;o]