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To: Monkey Face

I have a broom. I try to get Epic Fail Lawn Service to sweep the sidewalk, but the result is underwhelming. It’s a good thing we don’t pay Epic Fail very much.


4,055 posted on 10/24/2019 3:51:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Self-esteem has completely obliterated self-respect as a desideratum." ~Theodore Dalrymple)
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To: Tax-chick

This Epic Fail Lawn Service doesn’t know how to sweep a sidewalk. They use a blower, which is why I don’t want them near my front door or the back side of the house. They are overpaid, no matter what they get.

I’ve never seen such sloppy work. They need a mulcher, but instead they lay a piece of burlap on the ground in front of the dumpster and put the plant debris on it, then gather up the corners and pour the debris into the dumpster. Half of it ends up on the ground, and the dumpster enclosure needs to be swept.

I guess to sum it up, they are the Epic Fail Clueless Lawn Destruction and Sprinkler Decapitation Service.


4,056 posted on 10/24/2019 4:07:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I was going to turn my guns in to the government but the background checks said they weren't stable.)
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