The list of 1st Amendment Freedoms from memory.
The right to have chicken tenders with every meal.
The right to speedy and free travel.
24/7 TV.
The right to not be arrested if I don’t think what I did should be a crime.
The right to have people banned from the internet for triggering me.
The right to make up things that trigger me.
There. I think I got them all.
I think you forgot: The right to hate anyone that doesn’t like my “Hate Has No Home Here” sign. /s
What about the right to have a free iPhone? Huh? Huh?