R. Kelly: Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?" Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell me why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!
R. Kelly: I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! I'm gonna calm myself down, and I pull out my gun! If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch.
R. Kelly: Now, I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet. Man, this is some crazy shit. Why won't you both just come out the closet? And they said... Tom Cruise and John Travolta: We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away.
R. Kelly: But everyone wants you out the closet.
Tom Cruise and John Travolta: That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay.
R. Kelly: Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun!
R. Kelly: I'm gonna give you a count to three to open this closet door, one - I'm gonna shoot you both, two - I'm gonna cap some bitch, three...
(Door Opens. Kelly Enters)
R. Kelly: Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.