She was on steroids during the swearing’s in. Tripping around as if she’s about to topple over at any minute, whilst chewing her tongue. She also appears to have been a long time smoker just from the appearance of the upper lip lines. Maybe that’s why she’s like a fart in a whirlwind - she’s missing her smokes.
“she’s like a fart in a whirlwind “
Perfect description!