I’m pretty sure she’s actually a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat, pretending to be a human.
Squirrels are intelligent, loyal, and have an admirable work ethic (during the Summer) and savings ethic (for the winter). I think you owe the squirrels of the world an apology.
9 posted on 12/30/2018 4:05:36 AM PST by John Locke
19 posted on 12/30/2018 4:30:34 AM PST by Salamander
(Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)