Share this easy winter home heating tip with your liberal friends! ~ Vanity

[GraceG]

This one easy trick can save your liberal friends hundreds of dollars on winter heating bills this winter!

[GraceG]

[RedMonqey]

(HaHa!!) That’s funny!

[FatherofFive]

That is funny. I will use it

[Liz]

Give your liberal relatives something different this year-----agita.

Decorate your tree with a patriotic theme....and include delightful ornaments hand-painted with MAGA.

[Dacula]

I use humidifiers to put warm moisture in the air.

[upchuck]

Been doing this for years. The entire neighborhood comes over to bask in the elevated CO2 levels. Maybe I should charge admission?

[imardmd1]

Well, if you breathe the CO₂ long enough, you won't have to pay your heating bill anyway.

[GraceG]

It takes a while to kick in, you may feel like you are freezing to death, but all of a sudden it will kick in and you will feel very warm all of a sudden and will want to take off all those super warm clothing and open the windows, that is how you can tell the CO2 is kicking. It is called hypothermia, and it perfectly normal.

[GraceG]

[ Well, if you breathe the CO2 long enough, you won’t have to pay your heating bill anyway. ]

That is CO, CO2 will just give you a headache when it gets too high.

[FatherofFive]

Well, if you breathe the CO2 long enough, you won't have to pay your heating bill anyway.

So funny. We can't live with CO2, or without CO2

[Farmer Dean]

CO2 will slow down your heart rate,doesn’t take much either.I spent a couple of months on a ventilator this spring,to get the CO2 numbers down.

[upchuck]

:) Perfect!

[bantam]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[imardmd1]

That is CO, CO2 will just give you a headache when it gets too high.

How high is that? I dunno, Miss G, but four pounds of dry ice, which is heavier than air, if undisturbed as it volatilizes, can displace all the air of a 10' by 12' room. That's what I was thinking of, and I think the jokester also. Where does that leave you (not joking). It is a fact that people descending into a pit never came back out.

I'm a chemist, and I was deliberately not thinking of CO in making the wry comment.

[trebb]

I bet you could sell a big bowl and a few coolers of dry ice to a few dems if you told them it not only saved money but also helped prove globull warming was real...