You can bet our crack team of climate change scientists are working hard to come up with a man made cause for the cooling climate. Can’t let those research monies dry up.
Didn’t they try this, back in the 70s?
They are studying the effects of sudden acceleration by SUVs causing the Earth to wobble in its orbit which in turn perturbs the sun causing it to also wobble in its orbit. The best solution to solve the cooling problem they believe, is to send them more money to solve this terrible dilemma.
Why not just ban SUVs? Because the scientists’ wives would feel unsafe and they need the room, so quit arguing and sent them at least 20% of your net worth. They will add your name to a commemorative plaque ...