Time to quit using our food to fuel vehicles?
Ok, here is the Plan... We invade central America under the pretext of Eliminating The Narco Empires. We allow central Americans to move north for work. Then we buy up all the property in Central America moving those that remain north. Then we move south and replace all the central Americans before the real cold hits... And here’s the kicker, when they want to winter vacation down south, when charge them a premium to stay in our expensive resorts!
The whole ethanol push is part of a racist plot to starve African children.