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To: dynachrome

dynachrome wrote:

***“It’s obvious bulls—t, of course, because even as a grown - uh - specimen Chelsea Clinton can’t count to ten without taking off her panties, scratching the scrofulous, seaweed-encrusted yeasty maw therein, and using her chittering chitinous cloacal chelipeds as dactylonomous aids.***

***She certainly can’t write her own name unless we think finger-painting in the medium of saliva-softened excrement counts as penmanship.”***

Ha! Gut-busting funny! TY 4 posting...

:o)


48 posted on 12/01/2018 3:18:49 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
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To: heterosupremacist

I stole it from another forum. It cracked me up, too!


49 posted on 12/01/2018 8:24:57 PM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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