“Dammit, Jack! Asians are more racist than Hispanics and you know it!”
“Paul, sit down, son! Jack already said that Asians are up there with whites on the list! He was only talking about transgender Asians!”
“I don’t think we are racist at all, dad.”
“Shut up, Mary Lou, all white people are so racist we don’t even know we are racist!”
“Honey, that is not true. If you are well informed, you learn how racist we are!”
“Bwack pepo can’t be wasist, wight, daddy?”
“Look, I know you’re my brother but we will have to disagree, Paul. Latinos are more racist than Asians!”
“I don’t know why I even come to these holidays any more! You all are such idiots!’