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To: Larry Lucido

I’d take I-3, back to the door and closest.

The bad guys would never suspect I am an Operator.


21 posted on 09/29/2018 1:01:54 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz

Of course, everyone assumes the bad guys will waltz in the front door, like in the movies. But that’s they want you to think. The threat could actually be the Arabs at table A, or the disgruntled busboy in the kitchen, or the stressed Teriyaki chef slicing shrimp at table C, or the flirty waitress who crawled under your table to “clean up the spilled drink,” or the stripper who jumped out of the oversized birthday cake (was it really your birthday?), or a Sherpa climbing down the wall. Or maybe the Spanish Inquisition jumping out of the restrooms. No one would expect that.


29 posted on 09/29/2018 2:39:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz; trisham; Pete from Shawnee Mission; PROCON; xrmusn; Tilted Irish Kilt
If Chuck Norris is looking for you, it doesn't matter where you're sitting. Might as well just buy him a drink.


33 posted on 09/29/2018 2:58:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

or you have a death wish


34 posted on 09/29/2018 2:58:35 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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