Hahaha!
This morning on Fox and Friends the reporter was going all dramatic over the flooding. In the background, people were wandering up and down very casually. Then a woman came past him pulling a small piece of luggage on wheels so that got him all up in arms about how dangerous it was. Uh, the FLOODING waters were at the soles of her shoes until she got to the intersection and then it got up to her thighs. To top it off, a snake came “swimming” by him but stopped dead still just feet behind him proving is was so shallow a snake could crawl and sit still rather than swim. Heck, you could see the lines on the street. At another location, a second reporter was clutching pearls but along came a man pushing a woman in a wheelchair. The woman’s heels weren’t even wet.
Ya know, once there was water 23+ feet high in our yard and someone’s kitchen cabinets were washed up on our deck, there was no reporter in sight nor was the government throwing us a dime for repairs.
#desperateforratings