[faithhopecharity]

in San Fransicko, it will be a ‘staff of six-— one worker and five stuporvisors”

[sima_yi]

...staff of six—one supervisor and five workers.

I think that San Francisco being a Democrat controlled city, it is actually the other way around.

[rockrr]

They’d really be “ahead of the curve” if they were to initiate roving mobile poop-wagons. Think of it - you could call and the terlit would come to you!

Now that’s really progressive!

[ZOOKER]

Just wondering - are residents of San Francisco required to clean up after their pets?

[Slyfox]

Please note - This Poop Map of San Francisco shows no human poop in Dogpatch:

[seawolf101]

I left my shit in San Francisco.
High on a hill it calls to me....

[Lean-Right]

I’ve noticed the increased influx
of homeless individuals roaming
thru our local Walmart. Dirty hands,
matted hair, foul smelling clothes.
I’ve witnessed them picking up
various food items for inspection.
Mainly fruit or vegetables.
I no longer shop for groceries nor
do I use the drinking fountains or
bathroom facilities at Walmart.

[aquila48]

I always like to compare John’s satire with the real story -
as in so many other cases, where’s the satire?

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