Too bad he didn’t fall back on the other side.
While we’re fixing his legs, we should go up and snip off one of his ‘boyz’ and put it in a glass jar to carry home when deported. I’m sure he will take better care of his remaining package. I’d also like to see a copy of the medical bill sent to his country of origin for payment or deduction from foreign aid.
Mexico is so corrupt and creepy they would have let him die. We did the right thing - now we need to send him back.