A 72 year old widower was sitting at the bar nursing a beer. A gorgeous, well-built 20-something female walks in and sits down a few seats away. He can’t stop staring at her. She notices and walks over to sit next two him. She leans forward exposing impressive cleavage and says “You can have anything you want, no matter what, for $100 but there’s one condition.” He whips out two fifty dollar bills and lays them on the bar.
“What’s the condition?”
“Your request can only be three words.”
“OK. Paint my house.”
LOLOL!