Little girl walking down a country road pulling a bull on a rope. A farmer walks by.
“Whatcha’ doin?”
“Oh, I’m taking this bull down to the pasture to mate with the cows.”
“Well, couldn’t your father do that?”
“No, it’s gotta’ be a bull.”
A father notices his daughter using her pedal car in the driveway, with the family dog sitting on the hood.
Closer inspection reveals the little girl is holding the end of a rope, the other end of which is tied around the dog’s testicles.
“What’s going on with the rope and Rex, Sally?”
“This is my fire engine. He’s the siren.”
I’m gonna retell that one! LOL!