[BenLurkin]

[pigsmith]

I so detest this woman; the most jarring insult is that she so closely resembles a dear cousin and two sweet aunts who were wonderful honest sweethearts.

Whenever I see this face, my first thought is of those sweet ladies, then I'm rudely jerked back to reality, and reminded: this is not a composite of their faces, this is the face of the Rider of Bill's Coattails, the Witch of Benghazi. It's as if she has stolen their pretty faces to advance herself, because her REAL face is too hideous to behold.

All the more reason to detest this woman.