"Jerry, motor oil is the life blood of a car. Okay, ya put in a low grade oil you can damage vital engine parts, okay? See this gasket? I have no confidence in that gasket."
Larry, the Strait of Hormuz is the gasket of the Middle East.
lol
Seinfeld never really took on clickbait, but they did take on mechanics and bait/switch.
George: What’s to think about? If Putty says it’s what it is, it’s what it is. He’s not gonna cheat you.
Jerry: Except that it’s not Putty.
George: What happened to Putty?
Jerry: Eh, we had a little fight about the move. I took her to this other place. I think they might be trying to screw me.
George: Well, of course they’re trying to screw you. What do you think? That’s what they do. They can make up anything. Nobody knows. “By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in there.” “Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well, you better put one of those on.”