To: marktwain
Never, ever involve the wife...
2 posted on
07/03/2018 4:19:46 AM PDT by
gaijin
To: gaijin
#2:
"Never, ever involve the wife..." Precisely. And he DID NOT "shoot, shovel, shut up".
He clearly forgot to SHUT UP!
5 posted on
07/03/2018 4:34:28 AM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
To: gaijin
He should had fed the wife to the bear.
7 posted on
07/03/2018 4:40:46 AM PDT by
caver
To: gaijin
Benjamin Franklin once said that three people can keep a secret only if two of them are dead.
11 posted on
07/03/2018 5:01:21 AM PDT by
Pecos
(Better the one you have with you than the one you left at home.)
To: gaijin
Telephone, Telegraph, Tell a wife. Same thing
13 posted on
07/03/2018 5:10:36 AM PDT by
Garvin
(Always remember folks, kill a commie for mommy ~ Semper Fi, Mac!)
To: gaijin
Never, ever involve the wife... Unless she's the going into the hole. Just sayin'
31 posted on
07/03/2018 6:16:37 AM PDT by
Noumenon
(When all liberals have is a hammer, every problem is a nail in YOUR coffin.)
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