Children will line up for miles to ride the new, “Lando’s Pansexual Pandemonium.”
Ugh.
“Lando’s Pansexual Pandemonium.”
I cannot, for the life of me, comprehend why people must walk this Earth obsessed with what kinds of perversions a character in a fictional story for kids has developed.
I was almost going to go see that movie in a theater despite swearing off SW after The Last Jedi ... then this Lando-Pansexual news broke. I think I’ll wait until I can pirate it via torrent ... even then, I’ll feel ashamed that I subjected electrons to that mess when downloading.
I hope that Star Wars tanks and someone can buy it off Disney for pennies on the dollar. It’s frigging sad what those queer clowns are doing to the story. It’s not the greatest story ever conceived by man, but it was certainly a universe that appealed to me. Oh well ... life marches on :-).