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To: EvilCapitalist

Or a 300 year old fruitcake.

My home made fruitcakes won't last 300 years. Made in November, they are totally devoured by New Year's Day.

8 posted on 05/07/2018 5:38:27 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)

To: nuke_road_warrior

My brother and I have exchanged the same fruitcake for Christmas for 27 years.

It was a really cheap fruitcake and still looks edible.

It’s all in how we wrap it. I work in the building material chemical industry and he’s a metal shop teacher.

Last year, I gave it to him packed in 150 lbs of rocks and glue.

10 posted on 05/07/2018 6:12:48 AM PDT by cyclotic ( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)

To: nuke_road_warrior

Made in November, they are totally devoured by New Year's Day.

Are you sure about the "devoured" part? My experience is one bite, then the rest goes quietly into the garbage.

12 posted on 05/07/2018 7:05:42 AM PDT by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)

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