There once was a turd named Podesta
With a life like a Chesta Molesta
Mixed a Fish with a Phish
Served his nads on a dish
Now he’ll get him a prison siesta
Good. To make it flow a little better, if I may (changing two 10-beat lines to 9-beat)
There once was a turd named Podesta
His life’s like a Chesta Molesta
Mixed a Fish with a Phish
Served his nads on a dish
Now he’ll get a prison siesta