If you are 50+, join AARP. Yeah, I know they are largely a bunch of left-wing nuts, but flash your AARP card at Dunks and you can get a free donut with your coffee. There are a lot of other restaurants that will give you 10% off with the card. More than pays for the "dues" and I just chuck their magazine and other newsletters in the round file.
” but flash your AARP card at Dunks and you can get a free donut with your coffee”
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A free LOUSY donut.
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