Seems like they want to keep the names of our traditions and customs, but just change everything else
How about their make their own traditions and customs
On the eve of Christmas day (not to be confused with Christmas eve) I took myself to the only restaurant open on Christmas ‘round here. IHOP. The place was packed, busier than I’d ever seen it. Either there are a lot of Jews around here, which is entirely possible, or the ritual of family around a large Xmas dinner ain’t what it used to be.