What about “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses? And “Dominick the Donkey”? Easily two of the most worthless and annoying “Christmas” songs ever.
Agreed. Just awful, and Italian restaurants inflict it upon the customers with particular zeal.
On the other hand, I love this one by ELP that most people hate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8facHjO_mU