[x1stcav]

نفس هزاران نفر از اعضای شتر را دارید

(I will be away from 22 Dec until 02 Jan. During my absence all of my posts and replies will be done by a new app called PostBot. As this is a beta version please excuse any foul language, personal attacks, and baseless accusations. I will resume control on 02 Jan. Merry Christmas!)

[calenel]

You should try

ممکن است کک های یک هزار شتر از زیر بغل شما سرازیر شوند

or maybe the one about the tent.