Very funny; I guess because they’d be older, weak, and hungry you two would be able to kick its ass?
I had a run-in with a black bear a couple of years ago along the NY/NJ border near West Point; an Indian student had been killed nearby a few months before by one, so I took it very seriously. I did what the books said; made myself “big”, moved towards it (hard to do - not a natural act), and yelled at the top of my voice (all after lloking for cubs, picking up a nice-sized limb and getting hold of my pepper spray). Thankfully it worked; when it had loped away a safe distance, I took a picture of it.