[OKSooner]

"Who will wind up in a federal penitentiary? The bottom of the Potomac? (canoe trip accident) Fort Marcy Park? (next to an antique revolver) Argentina, with a visit to the plastic surgeon? Witness protection program?"

Well, OK...

Federal Pen: McCabe, Rosenstein, Weissman.

Canoeing adventure: Priestep

Fort Marcy Park... you know... : Mueller

Argentina, with plastic surgeon: N. Ohr, Page (It could only help, y'know?)

Witness protection program, living the rest of life selling insurance in Durant, OK: Strzok

The rest of them scattered like chaff to the four winds, with the notable exception of Comey: Defects to Qatar or some other country with no extradition treaty with the US.

Also one might allow for the possibility that other conspirators, unknown at this time and higher up the chain, could face penalties for sedition and treason and be executed like Timothy McVeigh.

Just sayin', just makin' it up while I have my coffee. :)

[RegulatorCountry]

Mere plastic surgery won’t be sufficient for Lisa Page, bless her heart she needs an oral surgeon specializing in cosmetic dentistry. She’s just the gummiest little thing I’ve ever seen in my life, outside of my late grandmother with her dentures out.

[Travis McGee]

I like your thinking, up and down the list.
Especially the plastic surgery. A two-fer for those gals.