No? It's got to be satire.
This kind of thing would never happen in real life.
I pity these kids when they get out of school and their employers don't coddle them like their college and universities did.
Stock tip of the day: Buy big in tissue companies. They're profits will go through the roof when they start producing tons of Kleenex for all the sobbing these whiney urchins are going to be doing when they find out their safe spaces are no longer.
They’re = Their