Yesterday I cooked a spiral cut ham. Today, split pea soup(stew) in the 12 quart stockpot. Best frozen dinner there is!
Soup. soup, beautiful soup....
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all:
The friends of an older gentleman, about to surprise him for his eightieth birthday, though it may quite a thing to hire the services of a quality lady for rent. She showed up at his door, and when he answered the door, she announced that she was there “to give you your choice of super sex”.
The gentleman looked puzzled for a minute, then replied, “If it’s all the same to you, I’d just as soon have the soup.”