"...at yoga class and crying hysterically while in the pigeon pose...hugging strangers on the subway...dressing children in pantsuits..."
Had to look up “yoga pigeon pose”.
Looks more like “Help! I tried doing a split and now I can’t get up!”, which could explain the hysterical crying.
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It is a complete delight to read this article! Over-emoting mentally and emotionally unstable broads losing their minds is always a real wonder behold. I never tire of their psychic pain. Never!