But . . . But . . Cankles isn’t in jail...
Maybe cankles is in a type of jail.
She went from Miss Popularity to “Hillary Who?” in a flash.
She has nothing to offer to anyone, so in the political world, she is a nobody. Her slush fund is drying up. She has no real friends. If this continues, she will be in a type of prison of loneliness and emptiness. And for an attention hound, that will be miserable.