[humblegunner]

“So it was a strange surprise,” Bruce Price explains,

So you write about yourself in the third person?

You're a narcissistic freak and a piece of chum, did you know it?

[BruceDeitrickPrice]

A press release has conventions. Write PR for something you’re doing and it will necessarily be in the third person and have the same tone.

[bagster]

You're a narcissistic freak and a piece of chum, did you know it?

He's not your chum, pal.