It takes a special kind of stupid to get published in that paper. When it comes to stupid, that paper is an embarrassment of riches.
I don't know nothin' 'bout no Oregon newspaper. Or Oregon for that matter. Other than California immigrants F'd it up and Portland is ground zero of the zombie apocalypse.
My point was, how come Morgan Freeman gets to say stupid shit and he gets put in the paper when I say ten times more stupid shit than he does and nobody writes it down. It just ain't fair, I tell ya.
Life sucks. :)