The greatest blunder was putting Independence Day on July 4th in the summer. That is fire season, at odds with fireworks. It should be in the snowy wintertime.
Therefore, I officially declare Independence Day on December 25th, and Christmas on July 4th.
Get on with rewriting the White Christmas songs which are wassis anyways.
There is some pagan significance to July 4th as well, can’t recall what it is.