Hey Jake, the door’s right over there; don’t let it hit ya! Buh-bye!
Nah, let it hit him. If it slams shut, it might make a loud bang noise, and the poor dear might get scared and wet himself.
Let it hit him REAL GOOD!
33 posted on 05/12/2017 10:19:17 AM PDT by archy
(Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, then eat you.)