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To: RoosterRedux

Nope.

Mine are all under 30....and them that speak sign language, due our spoken word difference, are welcome in my life...until they learn English...


26 posted on 05/09/2017 6:49:00 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome
Mine are under 30 too...in my dreams.

But in my dreams, I am ageless...and all the girls love me.

That is why getting older is better than youth.

Dreams.

Dreams are better than youthful reality because in reality your dreams never come true.

But in old age, your dreams are reality. In fact, the only reality you know is your dreams.

Old age is much better than youth.

As a matter of religious faith, I have been celibate for quite a while.

What folks fail to tell you is that being celibate drives your desires into your subconscious.

Ergo, your dreams become filled with romantic delights.

Not lascivious desires, mind you. These are faithful dreams.

But your dreams are filled with romantically-oriented stories which border on the physical.

Try it for a while. It will not disappoint.

41 posted on 05/09/2017 7:02:12 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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