No way dude.
I miss laying on my back and sleeping on my board, when the waves die...
Nothing beats being in the great outdoors...cept the ladies...
In fact, here are yours...
They're calling your name.
They keep saying its "nookie time" (whatever that means).
Have fun effing off in the surf...and enjoy that nookie time.
Don't forget your Geritol. You'll need your iron for all that iron gray nookie.