Posted on 05/05/2017 7:39:30 AM PDT by BogusTimes
American University Police are hot on the trail of a racist criminal who lynched 12 bananas at American University in Washington D.C. All 12 bananas were hung with identical black cord fashioned like a noose from lampposts on campus. According to the New York Times, the FBI is assisting in the investigation.
The May 1 hangings coincided with the first day a black woman, Taylor Dumpson, took the office of student body president at AU. What are reported to be racist messages were inscribed on the bananas: “AKA FREE,” an apparent reference to the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority, which is predominantly comprised of black students and of which Dumpson is a member; and “HARAMBE BAIT,” a seeming reference to the Cincinnati Zoo’s gorilla named Karambe who was killed last year when a boy fell into its enclosure.
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We need to close the banana show loophole now!
Sounds like a pretty good definition to me.
I’m sure someone was just monkeying around.
If the banana vandal slipped and offended someone, it’s still not a federal case.
As for a trial, why bother? No conviction would make it past a peel.
So called hate crime laws are unconstitutional on 1st amendment grounds. They are openly used to terrorize and subjugate the people through use of over bearing governmental force.
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What a bunch (yes, pun) of bull sh#t. So now it’s a federal crime to hang bananas?? I’ve got some hanging in my kitchen...on one of those banana racks.
What a royal waste of time and money—when Killary and ilk walk free.
Excuse me, I know I’m a teen, but how is lynching a banana a hate crime, unless you hate banana. These snowflakes are driving me BANANAS!!! :-)
New student body president is a black woman named “Taylor Dumpson” Better not dump on me, Taylor.
I couldn’t agree more!
I was thinking the same thing. If you watch the way the guy walks, it might be a black dude!
They’re missing out on a chance to make a hate parfait.
Monty Python tried to teach bananas are dangerous!
Did we listen ? NOOOOO!
What COLOR were these bananas?
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They were “Yellow-White-Hispanic” bananas.
If yellow that’s a slam against Orientals.
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