Remember the Luffah Tapes?
I missed that, but it is funny (whether or not it was really him).
http://www.counterpunch.org/2004/11/27/what-happened-to-o-reilly-s-loofa/
Note: It is not obvious to me from reading this whether she had previously encouraged him to follow loofa/felafel narratives on the phone, as a setup, or this was a pattern of uninvited and unwanted inappropriate/spongy/food conversations.