How about a Whack-a-Lib parlor? Like the whack-a-mole game. It could keep electronic score and give points for the high scorers. Then you could have variations like Slam-a-Senator and Rap-a-Rep.
Sean Penn Pounder
Madonna Masher
Pelosi Pounder
Schumer Slammer
Weiner Whacker
McCain Masher
Feingold Fwacker
Franken Flattener
You left out Hillary Schlonger, but you could call that Donald’s nickname!