“Anyone know how to get contract jobs in Auz or NZ let me know.”
Kind of in the same boat, but without the high-test qualifications. In your case, why not just try and get better at gigoloing?
PS - can I come work for you?
Technical instructor for wireless networking and video management systems got me all over the US, Canada, two stops in both Copenhagen and Dubai, and one each in Tel Aviv, Zagreb, Instanbul and Ankara. Lots of Delta and Hilton upgrades as icing on the cake.