“one hand Jason” will report for work at 8 AM with is good hand— where he will do instructed community service with his good hand until 5 pm! He will then obtain 1 day of weelfare and free stuff. Or he can rot in hell!!
Awfully generous with my tax dollars ain't ya?
"One Hand Jason" only produces half the work that "Two Hands Norm" does, so to be FAIR we must work "One Hand Jason" twice as long as "Two Hands Norm" for the same pay.
8:00 AM to 2:00 AM it is, get to work Jason!