[Blue Jays]

One-Hand-Jason is likely far happier without that pesky other hand always getting in the way.
My wish has always been for FIVE arms and hands, especially at cocktail parties.
That way I could hold my drink, hold my plate, cut / eat food, and courteously shake hands with other guests...all at the same time.

[hal ogen]

The fellow is a lunatic. Our society is becoming an open-air mental asylum. Coo...coo!