[wildbill]

Buy stock in Beano and support legislation to require bio-chemical anti-flatulence supplements in feed for cows.]

[AZLiberty]

I’ve just invented the Cow Fart Igniter. It attaches to the rear end of the cow so that every time it farts, a spark ignites the fart, transforming it from methane to the lesser greenhouse gas, carbon dioxide.

[sodpoodle]

Very excellent satire John. These last few months/weeks have been so exhausting - it has been hard to separate snide from satire, but you do an outstanding service.

Thanks again,
sod