Posted on 12/01/2016 3:27:20 PM PST by PROCON
I found out Donald Trump had won the Electoral College while midstream in providing a urine sample for the emergency psychiatric staff of a New York City public hospital. The unlockable bathroom door in this unescapable wing was ajar, and I could hear the victorious Mike Pences sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.
For the preceding witching hours of election night, I had lain in a fetal position amidst a cast of anonymous men nursing their own crises, my hands clasped tightly over my ears. It wasnt that I minded the howls of the guy nearby who was shackled to his cot and monitored by an unimpressed brood of policemen. Instead, I wanted to spare myself any word of the far greater insanity unfolding beyond the hospital walls.
Drained of tears, too tired to sleep, I stared at the fluorescent ceiling lights which, indifferent to our suffering, remained on throughout the night and endured the passing time by willing my thoughts to vanish into the dull glow. For a second, I imagined someone would burst in and proclaim, Its all right, Hillary won! and I would bound out of bed, awoken from this nightmare.
This was all just a dream, right?
A while before, during the final hour of November 8, I had committed myself to institutional psychiatric care. A generation or two ago they would have said I was suffering a nervous breakdown: catatonic, plagued by involuntary jerking motions (my head furiously shaking No! ), speech patterns disjointed, weeping uncontrollably.
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Well, I think I’ll have another slice of schadenfreude pie. A la mode, please.
Is this a joke? I guess not. BTW, because of my parents, I’ve spent many hours in emergency rooms late at night in both NYC and NJ and never saw or heard anything like this guy describes, lol.
Typical fag behavior. Homosexuals by far have a big problem with the “look at me” syndrome. The idea that this guy writes “science” articles is laughable.
Well, I'm glad we avoided that one. SoS Cankles would've fit that bill.
Aside from him having feelings for other guys, what clued you in?
Bkmrk for later hilarity when I share on social media.
He’s turned off comments on Twitter. LOL!
Dysfunctional dolt ALERT! Take yourself out, IDIOT.
Twiiiiiiiiiiiinkeeeeeee!
It’s a GREAT vid.
Sounds like he was a frequent visitor and they knew him by name.
fake news == typical liberal uniparty news
But you have to admit it’s fun to watch their meltdown.
sure, but too many people take them seriously and give them validation.
Because Medicaid/Medicare penalize hospitals for recidivism over so many hours. Happened to my step-dad when they kicked him out in the cold at 1:30 in the morning last Sunday. No coverings. No pants. Barefoot. 27° outside.
He’s 93. WW2 Vet. Said they “they needed the bed available”. “We can’t do anything for him.”
Yes, we’re considering legal advice.
Loooong story.
Yeah, they’re called *Snowflakes*, and I feel no guilt rubbing their noses in their self-imposed anxiety the next 4-8 years.
I thought it was just me! I am having my silent Schadenfreude this way. Hour upon Hours of watching liberals cry, watching the media go nuts. Seeing the long faces getting longer and longer as the evening wore on... Oh my, I need a cigarette.
How did you get the Saiga out of my gun safe ?!? Lemme guess... Century Arms?
“Good, now he cant own a gun.”
No loss to this type. These are afraid because experience tells them that they go off unexpectedly.
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